Texting help

[Viewtiful]

i good at texting girl cocky and funny stuff and other stuff in general.
here are some texts i send alot, use them if you like but remember to save them as "templates" in your phone because they are always re-useable on every girl you meet new.

1) Happy birthday. you must of been a cute baby. now that you're a grown up, i have one question...
What happened?

2)What sexual position do u have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?... Could you ask your parents 4 me.

3) yo bro is me, give me a call because i wanna talk about something. ( A good text opener)

Now remember at the end of every cocky & funny text add this smilies ;) so she kinda understands. I tried texting within the smilies and i nearly got punched in the face. LOOL

try them out post back with your results,
if you guys need more texts help or ideas post as well

Safe
Viewtiful

[ScrappyDoo]

#3 is the only one i see working with any kind of positive reaction, even with the smilies, its one thing ot tell a girl her make up is running or her nose wiggles, but to down and out call her ugly even with a smilies is crossing a personal line, and not only knocking them off their pedistal but kicking them while they try to get back up. Im sure texting them just saying, Happy Birthday goofy would work better than saying happy birthday you ugly bitch ;-), just a thought!

[Viewtiful]

try the out ScrappyDoo but one thing remember to bulid attraction first, because im really playful and i get positive results. if the girl knows your playful she already knows its a joke and it doesn't really me shit to her but it will get her attention. like i said try them out .

[ScrappyDoo]

I will give it a shot and let you know i guess, whats the worst that can happen!

[nogame]

Sounds like it could work. Thx.:)

[Viewtiful]

If you guys need more texts just ask or tell me a stituation and ill give you a cocky & funny text for that problem

[naminator]

Need a funny text message to get someone to contact you. If this doesn't do it I am not sure what will. A stripper I # closed a few weeks ago sent it to me and I laughed my ass off. Laughing Have fun with this guys.

"Today is F.U.C.K. day (Friends U Can Keep). I just fucked u! U know u liked it! So fuck whoever u want & U better fuck me back...."

ENJOY & CHEERS!