Alternative for "Masturbating in the Shower" routine

[LoveKey]

Hello guys..My first post here...

So I really liked "Masturbating in the Shower" routine and I came up with an alternative for it and I want to know what you guys think.


So during the conversation you try to bring the conversation in a point when you say something like this:

Yeah...I'm not drinking, I'n not smoking, I'm not masturbating...

At this point it's almost sure that she will begin to laugh...

Then you can make the "Masturbating in the Shower" routine:

You: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
Her: No
You: The other 7% sing
Her: Oh yeah?
You: And do you know what they sing?
Her: No, what?
You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.
Her: HAHAHA

After that you can smile and low your voice like you want to tell her a secret and say:

Maybe you show me how do you do it sometimes.



So what dou you think?

[xavierd]

I'm of the school that your communication should have a purpose. Personally, I was never very sure what this routine's purpose was other than it being a little joke that shows you to be comfortable talking about sex.
In my opinion, your addendum comes across as needy/creepy, but I suppose it depends on the level of comfort/rapport you have. But any creepy perv can leeringly suggest that her value as a woman is tied to her masturbating in front of you, rather than the feelings that both of you have when you are together.
Take a step back, and ask yourself what your purpose is. What is it you want her to feel from this exchange?
For me, I'd rather try and set myself apart from the creepy pervs and follow up with a joke/neg on her lack of singing abilities. "Your voice is so bad you won't even sing in the shower? Remind me never to shower with you, then, because I demand arias."

[Lanternista]

/lurk mode off (HAI GUYS)

Just a small alternative of the joke/rutine:

"You know what virgins eat for breakfast?"
"No..."
"Didn't think so:cool:"

[Dimensio]

I prefer the virgins / breakfast one

Personally I think the masturbating one is WAY too sexual .

I usually won't discuss things beyond girls breasts / guys being bad at sex / guys arriving too quickly until maybe 4 hours into an interaction with a girl... bearing in mind I plan on fucking her after about 6 hours.

[chris3]

I thought The mastubateing in the shower routine routine was brilliant. Virgins breakfast is Great, False diqualifier DHV in one that is wicked love it Respect.
I got one that isn't so great but can work well with good dilivery. NOT, I repeat NOT an opener maybe use five minits in

You have nice Eyes.

(roll of)
They are like spaners

(her what the fuck)

Everytime you look at me my nuts tighten..

everytime I have done this so far they giglle( Ioi) rool back in. Hi five (Borat style) then hug push.

Realy the rool off body language and facial exprecians are the hard part.

[Mastery]

Well, she's probably perverted. She probably does do it in the shower sometimes. She enjoys it. And she would probably enjoy it much more if you playfully got her to admit that she does bad,bad things ( as in HA! GOTCHA! LOL) She would probably love it much more if you knew what she did, but didn't talk to her about it so explicitly. She'd feel more comfortable, and more curious as to why you elevated the subject to her being perverted, then dropped it and relaxed, as if it's okay.
Of course, we must all remember that we all have different preferences in women. It simply depends on who the hell you just told that stuff to. My kind of women would go "Hmm....i wonder which excuse to get outta here will work best. Maybe if i got a call saying my aunt died. Auntie would forgive me..."

[Nargaroth]

@ LoveKey: it's briliant... if you don't use it as an opener. You can use it as an DHV in the end of A2 or in early C1... but be aware that it's a strong SOI, so some qualification before it would be useful.

@ Xavier & Dimensio: Good point Xavier, only the sexual ones get the girl. If you don't escalate, it often happens some AFC takes advantage of her attraction - it's not necesarilly anchored to you.

@ Mastery: there is nothing perverted in girls masturbating, I actually think it's pretty cute.

[wallyman]

nothing should ever have purpose. game should be how you are not how you act. be the guy that truely is unique. in every situation and every moment. not just when trying to attract women. you'll lose that crappy feeling inside when it stops being faked and rehersed/practiced.

[Frostling]

Nice routine, allthought i'd personally like to alter the end. The end line is a bit too direct if ya ask me.
"Maybe you show me how do you do it sometimes."
(referring to masturbation which might be too much to some chicks, early on especially)

So I would take a bit more subtle direction and instead say something like:
"Perhaps I should teach u how to sing while the two of us r taking a hot (<- emphasis on this word) shower."

Singing would be interpreted as sex which I personally like more than watching girls masturbate. Not to mention that the emotions raising from the image of a hot shower could be used to ur advantage and anchored or used later in discussion, e.g. whether she'd like to come to ur place with ya so u could teach her how to "sing" (in the shower. obviously) ;)

On a note I'm not a nativespeaker (I'm from Finland and I think this shit in my head in finnish) so if anybody can change the line to a better form feel free to do it.

[LoveKey]

Nice routine, allthought i'd personally like to alter the end. The end line is a bit too direct if ya ask me.
"Maybe you show me how do you do it sometimes."
(referring to masturbation which might be too much to some chicks, early on especially)

So I would take a bit more subtle direction and instead say something like:
"Perhaps I should teach u how to sing while the two of us r taking a hot (<- emphasis on this word) shower."

Singing would be interpreted as sex which I personally like more than watching girls masturbate. Not to mention that the emotions raising from the image of a hot shower could be used to ur advantage and anchored or used later in discussion, e.g. whether she'd like to come to ur place with ya so u could teach her how to "sing" (in the shower. obviously) ;)

On a note I'm not a nativespeaker (I'm from Finland and I think this shit in my head in finnish) so if anybody can change the line to a better form feel free to do it.

Yeah...this is very good indeed!