Roadrunner_United
02-03-2007, 03:27 PM
GIMMICK: While in the middle of a set, pull some food out of your pocket, and start eating it.
That's it. And YES I have field tested this countless times.
Now, before you get all "flame" & "newbetard" on me, let me explain...
First of all, the type of food DOES make a difference.
So far I've used:
-Half a pack of raw hotdogs
-Chicken salad from a can and some crackers
-A double cheeseburger
-VERY fattening typesof junk food
-A can of tuna fish, eating it staight from the can with a spoon
Basically, it needs to be something a little odd, and/or something people dont just carry around in their pockets.
Usually the HB will question what it is that I'm doing:
HB: "Are those hotdogs cold?!"
HB: "Did you really just pull some mcdonalds
out of your pocket?!"
Second of all, this gives me a great chance to DHV without bragging
DPP: "Ya, I've been trying to gain weight lately, I've gained about 14 lbs. so far. There's a Bench Press competition coming up in March, and I really wanna do well." (true)
Qualify her: "Do you work out?"
Or neg her: "Do you work out?" (dont pause) I can tell you do...sometimes" (smile)
(credit whoever came up with that neg)
This imo is a DHV as follows:
-I work out
-I have goals
-I am passionate about my goals
-I am NOT bragging (acting afc) because SHE
asked. She WILL ask.
Now, for those of you who AREN'T hoping to obtain a beer belly,and like your abs just the way they are, I have this for you:
You: "When you work out, your body needs eat some kind of protein within a half hour before and after you lift."
OR
You: "It's part of my healthy lifestyle, aside from the essential food groups, I find I get better results out of my workouts, when I increase my protein intake."
And for those of you who DON'T even go to the gym, but your reading this anyway, I've got something for you too:
You: "I'm preparing for an eating competition that will be held in Tokyo next month. You can watch it on ESPN. I already won the National title, this one is for the World Title, you get a Championship belt and a life time supply of cookies and candy and everything" (smile)
Now you can qualify her: "Can you cook?"
Then you can let her qualify herself and take it to the thread of: "What would cook for your man for his birthday." or "What would cook for your man if he was preparing for an eating competition in Tokyo next month."
OR
You: "I found it on the ground, and I was hungry"
w/e
Thirdly, I can't say there's a specific 'time' table for when you should do this. I pretty much just pull it out and start chow'n down on it when the conversation seems to be going too..."normal." If she gets a kick out of the 'eating comp' routine, you've just screened for sense of humor. And as a bonus you've made her laugh.
I'll be interested to see what kind of a response this gets. All feedback is appreciated and I'll do my best to elaborate where yall say it's needed.
That's it. And YES I have field tested this countless times.
Now, before you get all "flame" & "newbetard" on me, let me explain...
First of all, the type of food DOES make a difference.
So far I've used:
-Half a pack of raw hotdogs
-Chicken salad from a can and some crackers
-A double cheeseburger
-VERY fattening typesof junk food
-A can of tuna fish, eating it staight from the can with a spoon
Basically, it needs to be something a little odd, and/or something people dont just carry around in their pockets.
Usually the HB will question what it is that I'm doing:
HB: "Are those hotdogs cold?!"
HB: "Did you really just pull some mcdonalds
out of your pocket?!"
Second of all, this gives me a great chance to DHV without bragging
DPP: "Ya, I've been trying to gain weight lately, I've gained about 14 lbs. so far. There's a Bench Press competition coming up in March, and I really wanna do well." (true)
Qualify her: "Do you work out?"
Or neg her: "Do you work out?" (dont pause) I can tell you do...sometimes" (smile)
(credit whoever came up with that neg)
This imo is a DHV as follows:
-I work out
-I have goals
-I am passionate about my goals
-I am NOT bragging (acting afc) because SHE
asked. She WILL ask.
Now, for those of you who AREN'T hoping to obtain a beer belly,and like your abs just the way they are, I have this for you:
You: "When you work out, your body needs eat some kind of protein within a half hour before and after you lift."
OR
You: "It's part of my healthy lifestyle, aside from the essential food groups, I find I get better results out of my workouts, when I increase my protein intake."
And for those of you who DON'T even go to the gym, but your reading this anyway, I've got something for you too:
You: "I'm preparing for an eating competition that will be held in Tokyo next month. You can watch it on ESPN. I already won the National title, this one is for the World Title, you get a Championship belt and a life time supply of cookies and candy and everything" (smile)
Now you can qualify her: "Can you cook?"
Then you can let her qualify herself and take it to the thread of: "What would cook for your man for his birthday." or "What would cook for your man if he was preparing for an eating competition in Tokyo next month."
OR
You: "I found it on the ground, and I was hungry"
w/e
Thirdly, I can't say there's a specific 'time' table for when you should do this. I pretty much just pull it out and start chow'n down on it when the conversation seems to be going too..."normal." If she gets a kick out of the 'eating comp' routine, you've just screened for sense of humor. And as a bonus you've made her laugh.
I'll be interested to see what kind of a response this gets. All feedback is appreciated and I'll do my best to elaborate where yall say it's needed.